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Can the Knicks get Chris Paul? Technically, Yes.

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You down with O.P.P.?

Other people’s players?

Yea, you are.

 

So that is why—despite the Knicks turning in their best season since 1996 and grabbing their first Atlantic Division title since 1994—Knicks fans are quietly reliving their elementary school math classes. Adding two and two together, subtracting a long-term extension and calculating whether (and how) the Knicks can some way end up with Chris Paul.

The short answer is yes, it is possible, though highly improbable.

How improbable?

Paul would likely have to be willing to accept less than the $18.7 million max. salary he could earn under the first year of his new deal. The Knicks would have to give up several players they would probably rather keep, and the Clippers would probably have to agree to a trade that may not suit them.

Maybe all of the above.

To read on for more info on the Knicks-CP3 situation, click here

 

Felton’s awesome alley-oop to K-Mart + awesome bench reaction

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Alley-oop of the night!

MSG Crowd chants “Reggie Sucks”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV56gr_gEVQ&fb_source=message

It’s true!

BREAKING: Bird, Russell, 17 banners fall short in Celtics loss to Knicks

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By Tommy Rothman

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The New York Knicks pulled off a stunning series victory Friday, knocking off the Boston Celtics in round 1 of the 2013 NBA playoffs. The Knicks used superior current talent to overcome the Celtics’ history, leaving Boston in shock.

“I can’t believe it”, said Paul Pierce, ” Larry and Bill just didn’t produce today. We’ll be back next year though. Older, wiser, and less relevant.”

The Knicks were partying it up in the locker room after the game.

“The key to stopping the 17 championship banners from beating us was to realize that they are inanimate objects from 40 years ago that nobody gives a crap about”, said Knicks point guard Raymond Felton.

 

“The legendary players from when we were actually good didn’t show up today”, lamented Celtics coach Doc Rivers, “Maybe it is because I am doing something wrong. Maybe it is because they are all 75 year old retirees now. I don’t have answers yet”.

 

“Changes will be made, I can promise you that”, said Celtics GM Danny Ainge. Ainge would not go into more detail, but sources close to New York Knicks Memes have confided that Boston plans on pursuing players who were actually good in 2013 in order to make a run in 2014. 

“Hondo is not what he used to be, and DJ has been dead for years. Larry’s back is gone, and Rajon Rondo can only do so much on his own”, said Bill Simmons after the game. “It’s gonna be a long year for Celtics fans next season”.

Bostonians were not showing any signs of disappointment after the game.

“Screw it. We were good 30 years ago”, said one Celtics fan, “That’s what counts. Right? Right?”

 

Disclaimer: Information in this article may not necessarily be factual