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NBA 2K14 Graphics are Insane (Video)

They even got the hairline right

BREAKING: Tebow signs with Patriots, ESPN to ignore all other topics until 2016

ESPN and NFL.com sources (including the reputable Ed Werder) are reporting that the Patriots will sign Tim Tebow, bringing the media magnet to New England, at least for a look. No word on whether this will cause ESPN to focus on things other than the Heat once in a while.

-Tommy Rothman

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BREAKING: Jason Kidd Pursuing Brooklyn Nets’ Head Coaching Job

Future Hall of Famer Jason Kidd, who retired after one season with the Knicks to end a 19 year career, is pursuing a job as the head coach of the Brooklyn Nets, with whom Kidd spent the prime of his career while the franchise was in New Jersey. More to come. -Tommy Rothman

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How the Knicks can get Chris Paul (In a few simple steps)

Can the Knicks get Chris Paul without things getting very complicated? Yes. Here is how.

(By Tommy Rothman)

Step 1. Houston makes trade with Jazz to clear cap space

Step 2. Houston signs Chris Paul

Step 3. J.R. Smith invites Rockets GM Daryl Morey out for a night on the town (Clubbing).

Step 4. After both men consume copious amounts of alcohol and other brain-hazing substances, Smith calls up Knicks GM Glen Grunwald, who drives to the club to have a sit-down talk with Morey

Step 5. Morey and Grunwald consummate a trade in which the Knicks exchange Marcus Camby, James White, and Amar’e Stoudemire for Chris Paul and Chandler Parsons

 

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New York Knicks Memes is hiring! Want to be a sportswriter NewYorkKnicksMemes.com ?

We will be looking to add some writers to our staff shortly. We will post an application form within a day or two, so stay tuned. 

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