How the Knicks can get Chris Paul (In a few simple steps)

Can the Knicks get Chris Paul without things getting very complicated? Yes. Here is how.

(By Tommy Rothman)

Step 1. Houston makes trade with Jazz to clear cap space

Step 2. Houston signs Chris Paul

Step 3. J.R. Smith invites Rockets GM Daryl Morey out for a night on the town (Clubbing).

Step 4. After both men consume copious amounts of alcohol and other brain-hazing substances, Smith calls up Knicks GM Glen Grunwald, who drives to the club to have a sit-down talk with Morey

Step 5. Morey and Grunwald consummate a trade in which the Knicks exchange Marcus Camby, James White, and Amar’e Stoudemire for Chris Paul and Chandler Parsons

 

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2 thoughts on “How the Knicks can get Chris Paul (In a few simple steps)

  1. Matt Bahr's avatarMatt Bahr

    HOW ABOUT “HOW CAN THE KNICKS GET JEREMY LIN BACK?” Wow, there is no possible way they will get CP3. Nada. Maybe Melo will dream of CP3 passing him the ball every play, jab step 15 times, then shoot it and miss it. No disrespect to Melo.

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