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Poll: Who will win the Atlantic Division?

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With Nets All-Star Brook Lopez now out for the season after breaking his foot, the Atlantic Division just got even weaker. The team that finishes with the best record in the Atlantic is guaranteed a top 4 seed in the playoffs, so the stakes are high. The Nets are struggling, old, and injured. The 76ers and Raptors are geared up to tank, and the Knicks have had their struggles. The Celtics and Raptors are tied for the lead, and Boston appears to have no intention of tanking, especially once Rajon Rondo returns from his ACL tear. Even with Lopez’s injury, however, the Knicks and Nets appear to have the most talented teams on paper, so many think that one of the New York teams will end up winning the division. What do you think? Cast your vote:

Knicks to Ditch Orange Jerseys Tonight

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The fans have spoken. While the Knicks had planned on wearing their new orange alternate jerseys for all weekend home games, the team will reportedly be wearing White tonight (the normal home uniform) against the Atlanta Hawks. The Knicks are 0-6 this season when wearing their orange jerseys, and as the losses have piled up, fans (and even players) have begun to complain. If the team truly is wearing white tonight… we might have a chance.

Tickets for tonight’s game start at $18, with 100’s-level seats starting at $45.

-Tommy Rothman

Knicks, Raptors discussing Kyle Lowry trade

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The Knicks and Raptors are discussing a trade that would send Kyle Lowry to New York. The Knicks’ latest offer is Raymond Felton, Metta World Peace, and a 2018 first round pick for the 27 year-old Lowry, who is averaging 14.6 points, 6.7 assists, and 3.8 rebounds, and 1.8 steals per game this season. 

Knicks fans have long complained about the lack of a dynamic point guard, and the grumblings have grown louder this season thanks to Felton’s injury and resulting poor level of play. Felton will miss the next 2-3 weeks with the hamstring problem which has been ailing him, but as the Raptors are trying to set themselves up to “tank”, this seemingly will not be a roadblock in negotiations. I would like to see the Knicks keep a draft pick for once, but a draft pick 5 years down the road, an injured point guard in Felton, and an aging, deteriorating Metta World Peace wouldn’t be too much to give up for Lowry, especially considering that the Knicks would gain a bit more payroll flexibility. If the Knicks can manage to bring in a point guard without losing Iman Shumpert or Tim Hardaway Jr., that doesn’t seem like a bad deal.

-Tommy Rothman

Ed Helms reacts to another Knicks Loss

The Knicks could make millions if they sold team-themed Stress Balls.

Metta World Peace Scene from the movie “All Wifed Out”

Who threw a drink on Metta THIS time?! Check out the Knicks’ very own METTA WORLD PEACE alongside rapper Eve in this hilarious clip from the new movie “All Wifed Out”.

Special Thanks to the producers of the film for sending this clip exclusively to New York Knicks Memes so that we could be the first to share it with everybody!

The movie is Available On Demand and iTunes HERE

-Tommy

Sources: Knicks Shooting Guard Iman Shumpert Shaves Flat-Top, Destroys Meaning of Life

It was fun while it lasted, guys. But what does this mean for the Knicks, and the NBA as a whole?

1. The guys at NBA 2K are going to HATE Iman Shumpert. Last year, Shump revealed his fresh new hairstyle JUST after the guys over at 2K had finalized their game, meaning that the Shumpert seen in the video game would not look like Shumpert in real life. This year, they finally put Shump’s flat-top in the recently-released NBA 2K14, and now…. it’s gone. Expect to see Shumpert demoted to a 55 overall in the next roster update.

2. Shumpert is much more aerodynamic. The flat-top created a ton of air resistance. Expect this new, clean-shaven style to solidify the Knicks’ spot amongst the NBA’s elite.

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-Tommy Rothman