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Knicks Injury Updates (Stoudemire, Martin, Felton, Shumpert, and more)

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– Amar’e Stoudemire has been cleared to practice. He hopes to play in the season opener.

– Kenyon Martin is still rehabbing the ankle injury he suffered last season and his status for the opener remains uncertain, as the Knicks would like to handle him carefully so that he can contribute long-term.

– Iman Shumpert is not practicing today, but doctors examined his arm and found nothing major. It is believed that he will be fine with a few days of rest.

– Raymond Felton pulled his hamstring, and is not practicing today. However, he says that he would play if it were a regular season game.

– Metta World Peace is back in practice.

– JR Smith is making progress in his rehab from his knee injury, but will still miss at least the first five games due to his suspension for recreational drug use.

Tommy Rothman

Sources: Knicks Shooting Guard Iman Shumpert Shaves Flat-Top, Destroys Meaning of Life

It was fun while it lasted, guys. But what does this mean for the Knicks, and the NBA as a whole?

1. The guys at NBA 2K are going to HATE Iman Shumpert. Last year, Shump revealed his fresh new hairstyle JUST after the guys over at 2K had finalized their game, meaning that the Shumpert seen in the video game would not look like Shumpert in real life. This year, they finally put Shump’s flat-top in the recently-released NBA 2K14, and now…. it’s gone. Expect to see Shumpert demoted to a 55 overall in the next roster update.

2. Shumpert is much more aerodynamic. The flat-top created a ton of air resistance. Expect this new, clean-shaven style to solidify the Knicks’ spot amongst the NBA’s elite.

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-Tommy Rothman

 

Tim Hardaway Jr. Yells “Party Time!” On the Way Up For A Big Slam…. OR DOES HE?

A Nickname is born: “Party Time”

Update: It happened again during the next game, but according to Hardaway,  it was Shump yelling. Apparently, every time Shump sets somebody up for a dunk, he’s going to scream out “Party Time”, which is gonna be pretty awesome.

UPDATE 2: I’m calling shenanigans here. In today’s scrimmage, Hardaway dunked and appears to have yelled “party time” on the way up. Was he lying to us on twitter? I think Tim is the secret yeller. The mystery continues!!!

 

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