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Beno Udrih Wants Out Of New York… And Chris Smith Wants Back In
Point Guard Beno Udrih has requested a trade, and the Knicks plan to honor his request, according to sources. Beno’s frustration seems to stem both from his lack of playing time and the seemingly disproportionate amount of blame he has received— particularly from Knicks Coach Mike Woodson— for New York’s struggles.
I have a few thoughts about this.
- Awesome! A trade is coming! A change! Something to shake things up in some way.
- Udrih has a legitimate gripe here, but I’m pretty sure you have to be at least “slightly above average” to demand a trade. It’s an unwritten rule.
- Udrih is decent, but if Woodson is never going to put him in, it’s not much of a loss. Just like Chris Copeland.
- Let’s hope this doesn’t completely screw with the team’s chemistry. For what it’s worth, Beno never seemed like the most popular guy in the organization.
- Chris Smith is crazy.
What? How did Chris Smith get brought in to this? Well, some of you may remember Chris Smith’s tenure “with” the Knicks (and I use the term “with” very loosely).
After the news broke about Udrih wanting a trade, a few people tweeted their (ludicrous) opinions saying that Chris Smith— JR’s younger brother who stood for all that had been wrong with this year’s Knicks until they cut him, and who was described by one NBA GM as the “worst player in the history of the summer league” (The SUMMER leagueI)– deserves a spot back on the team. These tweets included some harsh attacks on Udrih… and Smith retweeted them. Chris Smith re-posted the following tweets from fans about a player who had been his teammate (and his superior) 3 weeks ago.
To recap: the first tweet is racist, cruel, and absurd. The second tweet is just absurd. The third tweet has nothing to do with any of this, but Chris Smith would apparently like to remind all of his followers that he is a proud member of the NBA D-League.
Chris Smith’s judgement and appreciation for people who have given him opportunities in the pst are clearly very flawed.
It’s hard to think of a logical defense for how poorly Smith has handled this situation on social media.
Runs in the family.
-Tommy Rothman

Carmelo is a free agent. He has a lot of reasons to stay. But he also has a few reasons to leave. The Knicks need to turn this around.
Stoudemire, Martin Out Two Weeks… How About Bynum?
Amar’e Stoudemire and Kenyon Martin are each expected to miss two weeks. The Knicks are now extremely thin in the frontcourt, and, as we all know, just because the Knicks only expect two players to be out for two weeks does not mean that they will only end up missing two weeks. Mike Woodson has said that Cole Aldrich and Jeremy Tyler will need to play more with those two guys out.
But how about Andrew Bynum? The former Lakers star is a free agent and looking for work. He has his flaws, but the Knicks are in no position to be picky, and it is certainly conceivable that they would cut somebody like Aldrich for Bynum.
Would you like to see Bynum join the Knicks? Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
-Tommy Rothman
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Smith goes top-left cornerrrrrrrr, GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL





