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JR Smith is getting… Married?!

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JR Smith’s days of being distracted by Instagram Supermodels appear to be over.

Smith, who has been fined for posting naked photos of models, been caught (by me) following models during games, allegedly been thrown off his game in the playoffs while lusting after pop star Rihanna, and has gotten into enough trouble off the court that he is having trouble latching on with a team this summer, is apparently looking to settle down. Smith, despite being in the midst of a two-year relationship with another woman, proposed to the mother of his daughter Demi, with the help of Demi.

Here is a video of the proposal, posted, fittingly, on JR Smith’s Instagram.

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Is JR a new man? Probably not, but if he signs with a team and makes it through the first month without taking more than two contested fadeaway jumpers per game, we may have to reconsider.

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Shots Fired: JR Smith Trolls Knicks after Cavs advance to Conference Finals

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JR Smith is in a better place now. And he knows it.

Smith, who along with Iman Shumpert was sent to (dumped on) Cleveland in a January trade, is headed to the Eastern Conference Finals following the Cavs’ Game 6 victory over the Bulls.

After the game, JR posted this on his Instagram:

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I believe the saying traditionally goes, “One man’s trash can still go places that matter if LeBron James slings it over his shoulder and hauls it to those places,” but to each his own.

Is this the weirdest JR Smith quote ever?

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JR Smith has said and done some pretty questionable things over the years. So we shouldn’t be surprised when he goes off the wagon now and then. But his quote about defense after the Knicks’ loss to the Pistons on Friday was, well, impressively strange. Here’s what JR had to say:

“If you don’t get offended by somebody scoring on you then I don’t know what to tell you. That is like somebody breaking into your house and just taking your video game out of your hand and you just let it happen. I know if you do that to me, it ain’t going to happen. I love my Xbox.”

JR Smith might claim to love his Xbox, but given that defense is one of the weaker parts of his game,  I suspect he’s more of a PlayStation guy…

-Tommy Rothman

JR Smith has discovered the Kermit Meme

 

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There are probably far more productive things JR Smith could be learning about right now. The Triangle Offense, perhaps? But upon second thought, that is not intertwined with any of my affairs.

Anyway, these are all screenshots of posts from JR’s Instagram. And speaking of Instagram, follow us at @NewYorkKnicksMemes ! 

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JR Smith has Graduated from Shoelaces to Headbands

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We play the Heat next, so it’s a good thing JR got some practice in before we take on LeBron. But seriously, these are some serious shenanigans from a guy wearing a face mask. -Tommy