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BREAKING: Heat All-Star Chris Bosh confirms rumors

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“I can’t live with the lie any longer. The rumors are true”, the Heat star told reporters today. “I think those close to me have known for a long time. But now is the time to get it off my chest.”

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Bosh paused for a moment, wiping tears from his face before picking up the microphone again:

” I don’t even lift. I never have. Even in high school, I didn’t lift. In Toronto, I didn’t lift. And i don’t lift now. I have to come clean to all my fans: I don’t even lift. ”

Bosh paused again as gasps overtook the conference room.

“The extinction of my ancestors was tough on me… I think in many ways, it shaped who I am. Luckily, thanks to never-ending support from LeBron James, David Stern, and Joey Crawford, I have been able to overcome my lack of talent and strength in order to put up some stats”.

Bosh paused and nodded at Stern and Crawford, who were in attendance.

“I would also like to thank ESPN for exaggerating my abilities. It has made me feel like a true member of the Miami Heat.”

NBA Players took to twitter after the announcement to post their thoughts.

“I knew Bosh didn’t even lift. I was pushing that trash around in the paint all day long,” said Knicks forward Steve Novak.

“It’s nice to have a weak player like Bosh, who I can stop without using immature trash talk” tweeted Celtics big man Kevin Garnett

“Bosh might not lift, but he is as caring and compassionate as anyone out there”, read a tweet from teammate Dwyane Wade.

Sources close to New York Knicks Memes disclosed that Bosh had been considering making his announcement since winning a championship in June, but wanted to wait until the time was right.

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JR Smith’s Wild Pre-game adventure: Knicks star goes clubbing before game 5

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Smith still has to solve the Boston defense, but he won’t make these mistakes again.

By Ross Bernhardt (from Charged.FM)

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Photo Credit: Whatspoppin.net

J.R. Smith clearly does not take the Boston Celtics seriously. He’s made that abundantly clear in his quotes after he was ejected in Game 3 for elbowing Jason Terry. He said if he hadn’t been suspended, he would be playing golf on Tuesday and not at practice. He was also busy not saying Terry’s name in interviews, kind of disregarding his existence.

Smith has also made that clear with some of his recent behavior off the court. Via WhatsPoppin, here are some photos of Smith out on Monday night at Griffin NYC:

The lead photo is of Smith out on Tuesday night at Pink Elephant, one of three night clubs he visited the night before Game 5. Below is video shot of him at one of the clubs:

Smith at the Club Video

And of course, we know what Smith did last night. He didn’t make his first field goal until there were two and a half minutes left in the game and was 0-10 from the field at one point.

It’s no secret that we at CHARGED.fm are Knicks and Nets homers. As weird as it may sound, these images and videos make me more confident that the Knicks are going to win the series. Smith obviously doesn’t respect Boston, but now after last night he and the rest of the team will head into Boston angry and pissed off. Smith should go into the game with an attack mode. Instead of settling for threes and long jumpers, expect him to attack the rim and force the issue in the lane like he did during his dominant stretch to close out the season. Those are the easy changes that J.R. can make, and now that there is some fire there, we might see it happen.

So these photos and videos? Whatever. Smith is going to put all of this stuff behind him up in Boston, and the Knicks are going to close this out in Game 6.

Article from Charged.FM