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Carmelo Ditches Knicks Game for New Sneakers (Footlocker Commercial)

“I heard the Knicks are 8-17”
*Melo turns around*

Knicks to Ditch Orange Jerseys Tonight

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The fans have spoken. While the Knicks had planned on wearing their new orange alternate jerseys for all weekend home games, the team will reportedly be wearing White tonight (the normal home uniform) against the Atlanta Hawks. The Knicks are 0-6 this season when wearing their orange jerseys, and as the losses have piled up, fans (and even players) have begun to complain. If the team truly is wearing white tonight… we might have a chance.

Tickets for tonight’s game start at $18, with 100’s-level seats starting at $45.

-Tommy Rothman

Ed Helms reacts to another Knicks Loss

The Knicks could make millions if they sold team-themed Stress Balls.

J.R. Smith Is A Changed Man

In this new FootLocker commercial, Smith shows that he has discovered the positive correlation between Hours Of Sleep & Field Goal Percentage.

Will Ferrell Visits the Knicks’ Locker Room

This motivational speech would be exactly what the team needs to turn their season around.

Amar’e Stoudemire goes on Auto-Pilot (GIF)

Still a better defender than Steve Novak.

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