This is not a joke. Dwight Howard is meeting with the LA Lakers and it is now unclear where we will be signing. It appears Howard has changed his mind. Unbelievable. -Tommy Sources: ESPN, USA Today
USA Today is reporting that Dwight Howard has decided to sign with Houston. This is consistent with what I had been hearing earlier in the day, and it seems like it could be confirmed soon. Howard joins a Rockets team that got rid of a lot of depth to pursue him. Jeremy Lin and/or Omer Asik could be on the way out if this is a sign & trade. -Tommy
“Well, he’s not going to Houston, I tell you that… You know how those horses have those little things, ties in a bullfight, you tie those things to their balls and they go crazy? I’ve got two of those tied to Dwight Howard’s testicles, so he can’t move… He can’t move. If he does, it’ll be painful. So he can’t go nowhere.”
—Metta World Peace, on Dwight Howard’s future.
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