It was perfect.

A master work of human engineering, it was known far and wide as the finest beard in all the land.

But as you can see in this photo taken last week, Mike Woodson’s formerly immaculate beard has betrayed him, and is now a hideous monstrosity.

The mustache area of The Great Goatee appears to be holding on for dear life.

Woody, please put yourself back together.

For us.